If you use Twitter, you need to start following Justin. His user is "shitmydadsays". His 29 and lives with his 74 year old dad. He just posts all the funny shit his dad says.
"I found some shit in your room...No, I found actual shit. Feces...Well I should hope it's from your shoes, otherwise what the fuck?"
"Stop trying so hard. He doesn't like you. Jesus, don't kiss an ass if it's in the process of shitting on you."
"Waking up when you got a baby, you feel like you drank a bottle of whiskey the night before, except the shit's in someone else's pants."
"I’m not sure you can call that roughing it, son… Well, for one, there was a fucking minivan parked forty feet from your sleeping bags.”
"Don't start a story with This is SO funny. Be like saying My dick's huge before you screw. Even if you're right you sound like an asshole."
"Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fucking Honda Accord."
"I lost 20 pounds...How? I drank bear piss and took up fencing. How the fuck you think, son? I exercised."
"Mom is smarter than you...No? Well, ask yourself this; has mom ever unknowingly had toilet paper hanging out of her ass?...Mom 1. You 0"
"I just want silence. Jesus, it doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means right now, I like silence more."
"Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit."
LOL - Get on it.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Made In America (The Sorpranos Finale)
It seemed like a big slap in the face to all the viewers. For a show that gave so much over eight years, the expectations for an outstanding finale were just too high. People hate not knowing, they wanted a concrete ending...something set in stone. I was galled when I first watched it, but now I get it. It's the inconclusive that keeps people talking about it right up to this day. It will never die. It wasn't a blow, but a piece of slap-stick excellence.
Executive producer David Chase:
"They wanted 'justice.' They wanted to see his brains splattered on the wall. I thought that was disgusting, frankly. The pathetic thing—to me—was how much they wanted his blood, after cheering him on for eight years."
"There is more then one way of looking at that ending, that's all ill ever say"
Well anyway, here it is:
Executive producer David Chase:
"They wanted 'justice.' They wanted to see his brains splattered on the wall. I thought that was disgusting, frankly. The pathetic thing—to me—was how much they wanted his blood, after cheering him on for eight years."
"There is more then one way of looking at that ending, that's all ill ever say"
Well anyway, here it is:
Bush Essentials at Cairns Night Markets
I discovered these at the Cairns Night Markets. It's called 'Bush Essentials' and it's the best skin mouisturisers/cleaners ive ever used. Even beats the body shop range - except you really have to like the smell of eucalyptus - Theres only one flavour. They're all natural and contain Aloe Vera and Pure Essential Oils.
You can order them online at:
http://www.nightmarkets.com.au/bushessentials/index.php
If you lived on this and nothing else, you would surely have the most amazing, baby soft skin.
You can order them online at:
http://www.nightmarkets.com.au/bushessentials/index.php
If you lived on this and nothing else, you would surely have the most amazing, baby soft skin.
Monday, August 10, 2009
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Sex and the City
"That's the thing about needs. Sometimes when you get them met,
you don't need them anymore."
"You're the loves of her life and a guy's just lucky to come in fourth."
"We're not going to encourage you to cross an ocean.
We're selfish bitches who like you in New York!"
"It would be childish of us to deny that our lives weren't changing.
But for this night, none of us were going anywhere.
That's the thing about really good friends and a really great Manhattan."
"Samantha is my friend. She's my family. My insides.
She will be fine because she has to be fine. That's how important she is to me."
"The most important thing in life is your family.
There are days you love them, and others you don't,
But in the end they're the people you always come home to.
Sometimes it's the family you're born into and sometimes it's the one you make for yourself."
"Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates, and guys are just people to have fun with"
"And if you find someone to love the you you love... well... thats just fabuous"
"It's hard to find people who will love you no matter what...
I was lucky enough to find three of them."
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