Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Shit My Dad Says

If you use Twitter, you need to start following Justin. His user is "shitmydadsays". His 29 and lives with his 74 year old dad. He just posts all the funny shit his dad says.

"I found some shit in your room...No, I found actual shit. Feces...Well I should hope it's from your shoes, otherwise what the fuck?"

"Stop trying so hard. He doesn't like you. Jesus, don't kiss an ass if it's in the process of shitting on you."

"Waking up when you got a baby, you feel like you drank a bottle of whiskey the night before, except the shit's in someone else's pants."

"I’m not sure you can call that roughing it, son… Well, for one, there was a fucking minivan parked forty feet from your sleeping bags.”

"Don't start a story with This is SO funny. Be like saying My dick's huge before you screw. Even if you're right you sound like an asshole."

"Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fucking Honda Accord."

"I lost 20 pounds...How? I drank bear piss and took up fencing. How the fuck you think, son? I exercised."

"Mom is smarter than you...No? Well, ask yourself this; has mom ever unknowingly had toilet paper hanging out of her ass?...Mom 1. You 0"

"I just want silence. Jesus, it doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means right now, I like silence more."

"Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit."

LOL - Get on it.




Made In America (The Sorpranos Finale)

It seemed like a big slap in the face to all the viewers. For a show that gave so much over eight years, the expectations for an outstanding finale were just too high. People hate not knowing, they wanted a concrete ending...something set in stone. I was galled when I first watched it, but now I get it. It's the inconclusive that keeps people talking about it right up to this day. It will never die. It wasn't a blow, but a piece of slap-stick excellence.


Executive producer David Chase:

"They wanted 'justice.' They wanted to see his brains splattered on the wall. I thought that was disgusting, frankly. The pathetic thing—to me—was how much they wanted his blood, after cheering him on for eight years."

"There is more then one way of looking at that ending, that's all ill ever say"



Well anyway, here it is:


Bush Essentials at Cairns Night Markets

I discovered these at the Cairns Night Markets. It's called 'Bush Essentials' and it's the best skin mouisturisers/cleaners ive ever used. Even beats the body shop range - except you really have to like the smell of eucalyptus - Theres only one flavour. They're all natural and contain Aloe Vera and Pure Essential Oils.

You can order them online at:
http://www.nightmarkets.com.au/bushessentials/index.php

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If you lived on this and nothing else, you would surely have the most amazing, baby soft skin.

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